Posted by: Rainbow Dash | May 26, 2011

No Idol? How dare you!

As well all now, Binary Bard is now the official biggest and baddest villian of Poptropica. After being voted for this, it seems that he has sent us “a special message” on his plans for world domination… -_-…It seems like he’s gloating about his success more than the actual results and stats…I KNEW HE WOULD BE VILLIAN ALL ALONG! HAHA! YES!!!! GO  RED EYED ROBOT INSANE FREAK!…ahem…


A special message from the Binary Bard




My fellow Poptropicans, recently you selected me as your favorite Poptropica villain. This is a great honor, and with it comes great responsibility. I shall not let you down. As your choice for the best Poptropica villain, I make these unbreakable, evil promises to you:

  • I shall require every Poptropican to set a picture of me as their desktop
  • I shall outlaw birthday parties, puppy dogs, and summer vacation
  • I shall replace your sugary sodas with unsweetened iced tea
  • I shall institute a mandatory 8 PM bedtime for all, even when American Idol is on
  • I shall enslave every citizen of every planet in the galaxy and crush them under my iron yoke

Bow! Bow before the Binary Bard, my subjects! Bwahahahaha!




No, I am not going to bow down to you, Binary Bard…NO IDOL?! HOW DARE YOU?! WHAT?! 8:00?! I’M USED TO GOING TO FOUR ON FACEBOOK. NOOOOO! NOW I SHALL NEVER KNOW WHO GOT THE IDOL FOR 2011!!! Other rules include setting a picture backround, no birthdays, no soda (…you made the worst choice of your lives, buddy…say hi to your mom ;)…lol…jk), and bowing down to a robot eyed freak… -_-. This post seems to be getting more and more pathetic as it goes along.

ep out.

btw, if you translate the binary, it says couldn’t have done it without you mom…say hi to her tonight…before she goes to bed ;)…mehehehehehehheehe


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